It is with great pleasure and pride that I announce to the world, well the world who looks on here, that my Little sister, ( Name removed to protect the innocent 2014), has officially been awarded her doctorate in ( Title removed to protect the innocent 2014) . And as far as I understand it this makes here a Dr and more importantly it makes her Dr ( Name removed to protect the innocent 2014, Doesn’t make as much sense now).
Congratulations sis, after the hardships, anguish and all those trials and tribulations, you shone through and have achieved your goal. We are very proud of you, I think it is marvellous and so very cool. Now you can put it all behind you, and make the most of it in the future.
Congratulations and well done. Let the party commence. Well it really probably started already, and you don’t have to wait for my permission but its just a turn of phrase. I know Ill be having a drink for you next time im near the stuff. And just ’cause yous’ is a doctor now does not mean you can analyse me OK..